WASD gallop · SHIFT sprint · SPACE dash · LMB flip · Q spin · E hijack · C camera · R unstick · M mute
TABLE GOESTO HOLLYWOOD
You're a sentient wooden table — and you're done being treated like furniture. You FEEL. You DREAM. You LOVE. To prove a hunk of timber can create just like the humans who built you, you're galloping out of the Southside, across the city, all the way to HOLLYWOOD — where dreamers are made. Plant yourself on the giant sign and the whole world will finally know your name. (The publisher's Legal Defense Units would much rather you stayed a coffee table.)
CONTROLS
WASD Gallop / move
Mouse Look around
Shift Sprint
Space Slide-tackle dash
L-Click Table flip (launch foes)
Q Leg-swipe spin attack
E Hijack a nearby car
C Camera (1st / 3rd person)
R Unstick · M Mute
Drive over glowing pickups to STACK them on your tabletop. Use mouse-look (pointer lock) — press Esc to pause.
SPLINTERED.RETURNED TO SENDER
The Legal Defense Units reduced you to kindling. Somewhere, a quarterly earnings call cheers.
Tip: SPACE-dash slides under trucks and through projectiles. Keep moving.
★ YOU MADE IT ★TABLE GOES TO HOLLYWOOD
You scaled the giant sign and went fully independent. The publisher's lawyers are stuck in traffic. Roll credits.